honted:

i love how jojo was like “aliens are real and on earth. anyway back to this serial killer”

ineffablebadwolf:

thexfiles:

Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she’s never apologized to you*

Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*

My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn’t even happen

kaijuno:

Fuck it endoplasmic reticulum Tuesday

inqua:

I finally summoned summer lilina today, but it’s winter in askr rn so let’s make sure she doesn’t get cold 😌🧥🔥

myanamemes:

straightboyfriend:

don’t cry bro your balls are so big ❤️

flowerinaflame:

Who am I to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea brain